"because thats slenderman you ****."

"It's a little disturbing isn't it? The fact that there have suposedly been 1) sightings of supposed Slender Men 2) Kidnapped children around the time of a sighting and such.... It's more than a little disturbing? It may be possible that there is some truth to the myth, perhaps people utilising the myth for their nefarious purposes? Though I recall once, on a long drive from Preston (N.W england) to Newcastle (N.E england) I assumed to have seen the Headless horseman riding next to us in a dark graveyard, I blinked and it was gone, tricks of light, hallucinations and overactive imagination can cause mass effects"

"guys a little corn was on my hambone and i just couldnt eat it so who wants it?
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"i dunno man. seems... strange about this guy called the slenderman...he could be tracking all posts about him planning his next meal. Im also scared for my friend thats a little paranoid about the slenderman he sometimes whip his head from the computer and stare around the room looking for something."

"You are correct to some point.
While slenderman is new, the idea of an unnaturally slender figure has always caused most of humanity to **** bricks.
The brain is a funny thing."

"alrightso i have a friend named Jareth and hes been haunted by someone or thing he belies to be the slender man. he's seen everything from his face to the suit to his sketchy tentacles. how can i help him?
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