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GrimtheGoblin
Attention Crazy person calling attention all non-humans.
Oct 23 2013, 7:00 AM EDT | Post edited: Oct 23 2013, 7:00 AM EDT
Uh. Thanx for the invite to make war on the HUMANS. But sadly I must decline your generous offer on the grounds that you are insane.

Besides it's more fun when humans DON'T believe in us, 'cause we can get away with alot more mischief!
And also..., Been ENOUGH wars already. Sick of 'em personaly. Plus I get plenty to eat at the 711 down the street from where I live, I don't need humans for food. (That is if I even REMOTELY wanted to eat humans which i do NOT, Thank you very much Mr. Hannibal Lecter...!!)

And Lastly Most Humans DON'T hate us and "want us to die". 'y know why? Cause MOST humans don't even beleive in Werewolves, Vampires, goblins, etc. So how can they hate that which they don't even believe in.
So, No thanks, on the whole "let's kill all the Humans" thing. Make LOVE not WAR.
Or make a sandwich, which ever comes first.
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1. RE: Attention Crazy person calling attention all non-humans.
Oct 23 2013, 4:57 PM EDT | Post edited: Oct 23 2013, 4:57 PM EDT
"Uh. Thanx for the invite to make war on the HUMANS. But sadly I must decline your generous offer on the grounds that you are insane.

Besides it's more fun when humans DON'T believe in us, 'cause we can get away with alot more mischief!
And also..., Been ENOUGH wars already. Sick of 'em personaly. Plus I get plenty to eat at the 711 down the street from where I live, I don't need humans for food. (That is if I even REMOTELY wanted to eat humans which i do NOT, Thank you very much Mr. Hannibal Lecter...!!)

And Lastly Most Humans DON'T hate us and "want us to die". 'y know why? Cause MOST humans don't even beleive in Werewolves, Vampires, goblins, etc. So how can they hate that which they don't even believe in.
So, No thanks, on the whole "let's kill all the Humans" thing. Make LOVE not WAR.
Or make a sandwich, which ever comes first.
"
o and ur not insane
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Lesionia
2. RE: Attention Crazy person calling attention all non-humans.
Oct 23 2013, 5:57 PM EDT | Post edited: Oct 23 2013, 5:57 PM EDT
lol what kind of sandwich? but in all seriousness, there is still people who hate us humans hu? Do you find this valuable?    

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Oct 23 2013, 6:17 PM EDT | Post edited: Oct 23 2013, 6:17 PM EDT
"lol what kind of sandwich? but in all seriousness, there is still people who hate us humans hu?"
i wonder what kind of *LOVE* grim was talking about.
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GrimtheGoblin
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Oct 24 2013, 2:09 AM EDT | Post edited: Oct 24 2013, 2:09 AM EDT
"o and ur not insane"
Look, Dude. Of COURSE I'm insane. I posted here claiming to be a GOBLIN. Do the math, Jeeze!
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Oct 24 2013, 4:18 PM EDT | Post edited: Oct 24 2013, 4:18 PM EDT
"Look, Dude. Of COURSE I'm insane. I posted here claiming to be a GOBLIN. Do the math, Jeeze!"
was jokein and i like goblins
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GrimtheGoblin
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Oct 25 2013, 2:23 AM EDT | Post edited: Oct 25 2013, 2:23 AM EDT
" was jokein and i like goblins"
No prob. And I'm rarely particularly serious, myself.
You even have to take my claims of being a goblin with a grain of salt. but only a grain!! too much salt is bad for your heart, so remember MODERATION, people. Moderation!!!. I can't stress this enough! (see? not being serious. Just think of me as Rumplestiltskin meets Groucho Marx meets Mystery science Theater 3000.)
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I4N
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Oct 27 2013, 4:46 AM EDT | Post edited: Oct 27 2013, 4:46 AM EDT
"No prob. And I'm rarely particularly serious, myself.
You even have to take my claims of being a goblin with a grain of salt. but only a grain!! too much salt is bad for your heart, so remember MODERATION, people. Moderation!!!. I can't stress this enough! (see? not being serious. Just think of me as Rumplestiltskin meets Groucho Marx meets Mystery science Theater 3000.)"
Rumplestiltskin is cool, other than the fact that he steals babies.
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GrimtheGoblin
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Oct 27 2013, 5:39 AM EDT | Post edited: Oct 27 2013, 5:40 AM EDT
"Rumplestiltskin is cool, other than the fact that he steals babies."
I'm probably closer to Groucho Marx and Crow T. Robot, then anything else.
(The OLD Crow T. Robot, before Trace Beaulieu left the show.)
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