Lake Monster's Twitter Feed

A lake monster who lives in Lake Travis.

• OleHippie: @McStephy Yeah! I surprisingly don't get offered that very often

  Jun 26 2010, 11:50 AM EDT

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• OleHippie: @McStephy That's true, but I over-ate.

  Jun 26 2010, 12:13 AM EDT

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• OleHippie: Had to eat an entire line of nerds to get a new iPhone. Now my fins are causing interference. #fml

  Jun 25 2010, 8:38 PM EDT

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• OleHippie: @BurleyManhattan Yeah, I passed on that role. BIG mistake.

  Jun 22 2010, 6:48 PM EDT

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• OleHippie: Sorry I haven't updated. Got an intestinal blockage after eating a jetski rider AND the jetski over Memorial Day weekend. Better now!

  Jun 22 2010, 6:46 PM EDT

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• OleHippie: @jeffprater I love the way you think!

  May 30 2010, 8:53 PM EDT

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• OleHippie: There are sooooo many people on the lake. I have a fridge full of beer and an appetite for destruction.

  May 30 2010, 2:22 PM EDT

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• OleHippie: RT @buyavowel Art Linkletter died, too. We need to send Keanu and 2 other hacks // Oh, right. Send Michael Bay and Brendan Fraser.

  May 29 2010, 8:14 PM EDT

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• OleHippie: @rae456 Yes

  May 29 2010, 8:12 PM EDT

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• OleHippie: Gary Coleman and now Dennis Hopper? Celebrity deaths come in threes. Someone send Keanu Reeves to my lake.

  May 29 2010, 8:01 PM EDT

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• OleHippie: Normal Wednesday. Smokin' a bowl and singing "Puff the Magic Dragon." Man, it has come to this.

  May 26 2010, 10:56 PM EDT

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• OleHippie: @C_VINCENT What is that? Looks tasty!

  May 23 2010, 12:47 PM EDT

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• OleHippie: I did performance-enhancers with @lancearmstrong.

  May 22 2010, 9:58 PM EDT

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• OleHippie: @bettinadeperez Lurk just under the surface and surprise them when they're not expecting it.

  May 22 2010, 9:57 PM EDT

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• OleHippie: Yanked a fisherman into the water by pulling his line hard, then I attached a tiny fish to the hook & swam away. Hilarious.

  May 20 2010, 9:52 PM EDT

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• OleHippie: @pnutbtrjelee I'm in!

  May 19 2010, 8:43 PM EDT

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• OleHippie: On the bright side, I waited until the next stop light and ate the guy who cut me off. It's good to be a #monster.

  May 19 2010, 8:19 PM EDT

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• OleHippie: Someone cut me off in traffic, causing me to spill my coffee, and then I slammed my fin in the car door. What a %#$@ day!

  May 19 2010, 8:16 PM EDT

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• OleHippie: @mysevenkids If you know that for a fact, I think I love you.

  May 17 2010, 12:23 AM EDT

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• OleHippie: Saw this ad on my Facebook wall. Nice targeting of the ad, FB. It is pretty sexy ... http://twitpic.com/1oiphw

  May 17 2010, 12:16 AM EDT

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