ok. since no one will tell me how to be a "writer", here, i'm learning it myself. Goblins are loyal even if they're seen as the villain. (especialy around here)

OK. This is a TEST. This is only a test. If this were an actual emergency, you would be informed of safe places to take shelter, blah blah blah.
(in case anyone takes that seriously, it's just the National Weather Center's Emergency Broadcast, so don't panic)