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The dragon page is being assaulted by D&D lunatics...
Nov 2 2010, 11:25 AM EDT | Post edited: Nov 2 2010, 11:25 AM EDT
I feel ashamed as I sit here purging my eyes with this dragon -themed smut. A warm-blooded reptile? Magical, air-current-grabbing wonder scales?? Eating whales??? Dear lord, don't depend on modern fantasy stories for a guide to a real creature, use the actual historical records to better determine what sort of creature these ignorant provential European and rice farmers were describing. All original reports of dragons contain descriptions of hairy manes and furry areas, mammalian teeth, mammalian wings, mammalian heads, usually no larger than a horse or cow... COME ON PEOPLE. That doesn't sound like a magical, 60 foot, ferocious, friggin' geyser of unrealistic fire-spewing, somehow warm-blooded reptile that can somehow turn invisible and fart time and space energy. Delete this whole page and start over with real-life references. 2  out of 2 found this valuable. Do you?    

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